Sunday, March 28, 2010

Slaughterama 7

LAdies and gentlemen, the time has come once again for the world to turn upside down, and the Zombies to head north on their second expedition to compete on the infamous Belle Isle for bike club glory in the 2010 Slaughterama. LAst year we came back bruised, battered, and more than our freak bikes were broken, but also the Zombie name was on the lips of many. So we are welding like fiends in preperation for this prestigious event. May we be on your minds, and may the legend grow of ZBBC.

-Keep it Wheel

Friday, March 26, 2010

Bury Your Bike: Behind The Scene

Were doing an all calls for participation in the 3rd annual Bury Your Bike coming Mid-April. If you want in on the ground floor for planning We will be gathering at zombie on sunday at 1pm. We need kids interested in promotion, scheduling, coming up with events, finding sponsors, making pamphlets, flyers and the list goes on. Come on down and mess around.

-Keep it wheel

Thursday, March 25, 2010

Midnight Mass Ressurected

So a few years ago a miss Amalie Remsen decided to pass out some fliers that suggested everyone grab their bikes and meet up at midnight for a rolling party around downtown. To no ones suprise it was awesome and people kept showing up each Thursday night for bike debauchery. Unfortunately when the cold winds begin to blow people decide to stay at the bar, watch T.V. or god forbid get a full nights sleep rather than taking advantage of the asphalt playground of Downtown. Now I can understand this hell I've decided to catch up on the latest episode of lost instead of riding in 28 degrees, but ladies and gents guess what the cold is gone and I think the people are ready to ride again. So, if you feel the urge which I know you do Come on up to the Cummer museum parking lot. WE roll at teh strike of 12:15 and we go till everyone has found their favorite pub for last call or hell maybe till the sun comes up.

-Keep it Wheel

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Porn! Bikes! Now thats what I call a good time.

Thank you so much to the Bikes Porn Crew that are spreading the good word. We had a blast last night laughing, singing, and gettin naked. It was a hell of a first event at the new space and it wont be the last. We wish the rev. Phil and his wily band of bike porn cohorts safe travels and can't wait to see them at Slaughterama. If you unfortunately missed all the action check out the pics at or

As it stands there is another Bike porn in the making, "Bike porn: 4 Play". If anyone dug what they saw the other night or if you missed it, but the concept holds you tight, they are accepting submissions until mid may.

-Keep it wheel and keep it sexy.

Monday, March 22, 2010

Bike Porn 3

Weve got the RevPhil coming down from Portland to show Bike Porn 3 a series of short films eroticizing the wonderful world of biking. This will also be the first event at the new zombie space. So come on down for a music a movie and a keg provided by the radness that is ZenCog.

Sunday, March 21, 2010

New Zombie Location 47 w 1st st 32206

Zombie Bikes has been in transition mode. About a month ago we found out that we lost the old BBB complex. Throughout a couple weeks of frantic searching Burro Bags and Royal Treatment records found a radd new location at the letter shop on Forsyth st. and Zombie is now rocking the corner of 1st and main in the back of the old Earl Horne janitorial supply building. This space is amazing and we look forward to putting on some wild events. Right now were getting reorganized but were hoping to have some regular hours up by the start of next month. IF you wanna help with the set up or start trainig as a volunteer mechanic, call Joe at 904 294 7744 and well get you in. See you soon.